YULETIDE WIN

Every year I totally win ALL the Yuletides, and this year is no exception.

My present?

Oh, it's just an Adventure Time/Parks and Recreation crossover BODYSWAP with LSP and Donna Meagle. No big. EXCEPT IT IS IT IS THE GREATEST YOU GUYS IT IS SO SO GOOD YOU HAVE TO READ IT

Wish Orbs Are Serious Lumping Business; Or, Donna Meagle Gets a Concussion

LSP, natch. Donna, killing it. Tom, adorbs. Leslie, JJ's Diner All-Star Waffle Eater since 1997.

Everything about this story is the best. Read it and know it is so!!

RECS: yuletide reading fa la la

The Mindy Project:

"Taylor Swift Is My Kryptonite" and Other Revelations About Danny Castellano

"Better moccasins than cupcakes," she says, grunting. "I should have listened to that New York Magazine article about how cupcakes are over. It was bad karma from the start. I am so switching to doughnuts."

"Actually, I think it's all about churros now."

"Those are just long, skinny, ethnic doughnuts. They're like the Gisele of doughnuts."